成人幽默句子看了让你更加岁权衡

成人幽默句子，看了让你更加18岁。

1, all the men and women, close long will points, points for a long time will do.

2、除非你能在床上赚钱，否则就不要赖在床上-----苍老师。

2, unless you can make money in bed, otherwise we are not in bed -- -- -- -- -- the old teacher.

3、我承认女人如衣服，可我这收入。。。没事换换裤衩就不错了。。。

3, I admit that the woman be like clothes, but my income... Have no matter to change the shorts is good...

4、女生喜欢一个人，心里想的是一部和男神的韩剧。男生喜欢一个人，心里想的是一部和女神的日剧。

4, the girl like a person, the in the mind think of is a Korean dramas and the man of god. The boy like a man, they thought is a goddess.

5、有次在饭店喝高了，一个哥们突然仰头大声吼到：我想念你的好，想念你奶罩，想念你白色内裤，想念你弯腰捡香皂!

5, once in the hotel to drink up, screaming into a the elder brothers suddenly upward: I miss you, miss you brassiere, miss your white underwear, miss you bent down to pick up the soap!

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