成人幽默短句成人短笑话大全集力量

成人幽默短句，成人短笑话大全集

1、才发现安全套有个那么可爱的名字，叫拦精灵。。。

1, only to find that condoms have a so lovely name, called block elves...

2、某屌丝签名： 女人饥饿和饥渴重点在于黄瓜的位置。

2, a prick silk signature: women hunger and thirst is focused on the location of the cucumber.

3、你听过最动人的情话是哪句？我有一条祖传的染色体想送你。

3, have you heard of which is the most touching sweet nothings? Sentences? I have a ancestral chromosomal you want to send.

4、问：哪种饮料能让胸部丰满起来？答：美酒加咖啡，E杯又E杯。

4, q: what kind of drinks can let bosom plump up? Answer: the wine and coffee, E cup E cup again.

5、每当看到一瓶水写着 500mL康师傅 ，我一直在想， 伍佰他到底和康师傅做了什么！

5, when I see a bottle of water with 500 ml kang teacher , I have been thinking about it, wu bai he and kang teacher did!

6、昨日，一哥们问我 美女穿上铁裤衩，打三个国家？ 我答不出，那哥们说，美、法、日。

我的信心也在 6, yesterday, a the elder brothers asked me beauty wear red shorts, play three countries? I could not answer, that elder brothers say, the United States, France, Japan.

7、浪漫点的男友会对女友说：我会陪你到地老天荒。文艺点的男友会说：执子之手与子偕老。2B男友对女友说：我会陪你到精尽人亡。

7, romantic boyfriend will said to his girlfriend, I will accompany you to the end of time. Point of literature and art s boyfriend will say, hand and son xielao. 2 b boyfriend said to his girlfriend, I will accompany you to the essence of the fuselage.

8、女孩小的时候喜欢洋娃娃。男孩子小时候喜欢玩枪。为什么女孩子和男孩子长大后玩的就变了。女人开始喜欢玩枪，男人喜欢玩洋娃娃了那！！！

8, a girl when I was a child like a doll. Boys like to play with guns as a child. Why do girls and boys play changed when he grows up. Women began to like to play with guns, men like to play with dolls that!!!!!!!!!!!

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